01 Introduction

THE BLOG:-

I've always thought writing a blog on the interesting ins and outs of the human sexual experience would be, if nothing else, vastly entertaining, for both you and, more importantly, me!

Let's face it; of all the critters in the animal kingdom out there, human beings have perhaps some of the most unusual, interesting, insane, useless, freakish, odd or just plain WTF mating rituals out there.

A dog wants to mate, he finds a bitch on heat, sniffs her up a bit, makes sure she won't bite off any of his delicates, does the job, then goes off to have a little something to eat and maybe lick himself, congratulations on a job well done.

Human beings have so many complex relationship do's and don't, that it’s seldom that simple. (And when it is then you’re either married some years or have to put the cash on the dresser). In general though, this behaviour is taboo or that is okay but only on a Thursday, this works with him but not with her, this works with her but wait, she's really a he and only 15 years old!

Religion, society, norms, morals, nifty TV programs, all these things influence the human sexual being. Even something like the internet has allowed us to meet people we never would have had the chance to in our geographic region, and to swap ideas, stories and pictures, oh my the pictures, of all the things human beings can do with and to each other.

In this blog I’m going to go in and explore some of these goings on. I’ll get my brain, eyes and thoughts all dirtied up to bring you stories of all the things people, probably closer to you then you know, or would care to know, are getting up to! Admit it, you’ve curious! Oh I knew you would be!

WARNING: I’m exploring all sort of human behaviour. This includes, but is not limited to – I mean really, some of the skankier, nastier, darker passions and desires out there. This is not for the faint of heart or the stodgy of bedroom! If you don’t like my posts then may I recommend NOT READING THEM!! That ought to help tons.

So welcome to my blog! Pull up a chair, a few tissues and your curiosity and let’s see what we shall see!

p.s. All blog material, poems etc are written by me unless specifically stated otherwise.

THE POEM:-

There once was a man who got fame,
Using shock collars on girls, how insane!
But the police bust him you see,
Because they were aged 13 down to 3,
And now he has a shock treatment to the brain!

THE CARTOON:-